getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

Jack Lansdown

A sexy beast that everyone loves. Whenever you walk past him you just always become so happy. He has a big penis and an even bigger gyat. He is a very good friend, and suprisingly good at cricket. He also is really good at school for a white person. He is also is a ABSOLUTE SMASH.

"Oh my good Jack Lansdown you have a mega gyat"
"Jack Lansdown you look so fine today"

by CHEEKYMONKEYJACK February 14, 2024

De-Jacking

The action of jacking someone off without touching them or their member

Man, Sally gave me blue balls with her de-jacking.

by BriMarie15 February 16, 2024

Jack

A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.

Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”

by Marqueefer February 22, 2024

Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.

Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"

by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024

Jack Doherty

An annoying little shit

A: Did you see Jack Doherty's new video
B: what a dick

by ilikeairbus February 25, 2024

Jack

Jack is overall nice, intelligent, good-looking, and somebody you can count on to be there. He's very outgoing with his closest friends and loves deeply no matter the relationship. Although he is very shy with new people, he always tries his best to seem confident when he speaks. He never wants to leave things on the bad side and always strives to fix his mistakes. He wants everybody in his life to be positively impacted by his presence and always tries to be a shining light. Though he has all these things he's always hard on himself. He seems to always downsize himself and never understands how amazing he truly is. So if you find a Jack, remind him every day that he is more than enough and that not everybody's perfect.

Stranger: "Hey, who's that guy over there?"
Friend: "Oh that's Jack, he's the therapist of our friend group."

by GodSpeed1681 February 26, 2024