when your roommate cock-blocks you inadvertently, just because he/she lives there and wants to go to sleep, making it not really his/her fault, but frustrating all the same. This becomes even more frustrating when your partner has roommates as well, leaving you completely dry.
by Taylor McClanahan April 29, 2008
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That girl *a***n is a cock warmer, she is on everyone's dick.... Point being, she responds she "ain't on anyone's dick" ****ain't isnt a word
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by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008
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also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"
(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."
(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."
by save_ferrets May 13, 2004
Get the cock-sucking cowboy mug.one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.
by phil March 9, 2004
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