pink cock of shame

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017

Cock Block Platinum

When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.

Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."

Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"

Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!

by JB-G November 4, 2010

russian cock-sleeve

when a partner rips open their asshole and buries your dick into it

Yo, that girl gave me a russian cock-sleeve!

by PenisMuncher101 September 5, 2017

Big Black Cock

A big black cock is a Big black chicken

Cayden like playing with the big black cocks!

by FOLLOW ME ON TWTICH @ SNAP3ZZ! July 8, 2022

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Flaming cock fuck

An openly homosexual man who wants to have sex with everyman he meets.
i.e. Tony Tenthoff

see wigger

Man, that Flaming cock fuck tony thentoff must have got his ass kicked eight times last night!

by Betez August 15, 2004

hot cock sandwich

it's a blow job, you idiot.

"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."

by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004