Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

Trolled one

Someone who has been trolled so many times they don’t care anymore.

Hey little trolled one!

by Nathanthelil July 23, 2020

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020

One thing led to another

When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.

Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it

Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 12, 2020