jack wack

A stupid asshole who likes to stand on trucks then put it on a billboard
Tell that jack wack to get off the truck *Gordon McKernan*
by The funny maker😂 April 05, 2018
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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 10, 2021
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Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
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selfy-jack

Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
by character01 May 31, 2013
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Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series
Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference
by JackJackStorm February 04, 2021
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Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy
by I8ujuuui April 07, 2022
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