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cut one from the herd 

a polite way of saying you kicked someone out of your circle of friends survivor style.
"Yeah, I don't really hang out with Jimbo anymore. We kinda cut him from the herd."

Busting one in one

To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...
WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?

Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM
Busting one in one by Mr.scrotum October 14, 2006

Cough one`s yogurt 

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc
for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.
Cough one`s yogurt by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Pullin one

What Maury does everyday, he "pulls one,"
in other words, he masturbates repeatadly on a daily basis completley stopping any other activities he is doing.
check definition for "Mastin"
In a Ventrilo server;
"Hey wheres Maury? I think hes pullin one again."

"Maury what are you doin'? -pullin one."
Pullin one by Jayceeeee October 30, 2007

jack one in 

To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.
My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.
jack one in by MarkXIX November 16, 2007
the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny
bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*