Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

I love Charlotte

Charlotte is the love of my life and that title will last forever. She deserves to be known as the smartest, funniest and most beautiful person in the world.

I love Charlotte

by The kick drum hearter June 26, 2019

Nathaniel loves Andrea

this is the one and only legit definition on the internet, iykwim

tinalo pa nito ang pagsisinta ni Rizal sa kanyang mga babae
dahil ito ay pag iibigang tunay

Nathaniel loves Andrea kasi totoo ito.
Nathaniel loves Andrea because why not?

by rekka ft kk July 16, 2019

My love for him

My love for him is unconditional and will never end and one day I’m going to marry him. As of now I’m just going to tell him everyday until he understands how much he really means to me. My love for him is everlasting. Everyday I will tell him how handsome he is and how I’m lucky to have him. I love you jackson

From: tory

Tory: my love for him is extrodinary

Friend: I’m happy for you

by Thalia_32 April 14, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Person that i love

A girl who i refer to as dusty bun, swiper, an person that i love

Person: Why do you call her “person that i love
Me: its an inside joke

by justM0nica August 12, 2019