pink cock of shame

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011

Big Black Cock

A big black cock is a Big black chicken

Cayden like playing with the big black cocks!

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Flaming cock fuck

An openly homosexual man who wants to have sex with everyman he meets.
i.e. Tony Tenthoff

see wigger

Man, that Flaming cock fuck tony thentoff must have got his ass kicked eight times last night!

by Betez August 15, 2004

hot cock sandwich

it's a blow job, you idiot.

"Hot cock sandwiches, get 'em while they're hot."

by bukake_samurai69 May 27, 2004

nice cock kevin

A general term of endearment. Can also be used to express approval.

Person 1: I got a 97 on my history exam!
Person 2: Oh, nice cock kevin!

by trill_1 December 17, 2015

Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007