Zombie Defense Master

Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja

John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"

by WASR-10 dot com March 10, 2012

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Zombie Jesus

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

by [The Real] Zombie Jesus February 18, 2009

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Zombie Status

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.

Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!

by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010

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A sexual move in which the male has intercourse with a sandwich containing some sort of fish (tuna, salmon, bass, etc.) After which, the male has intercourse with the female, the food particles getting stuck in her vaginal area. The final stage of Zombie Icthyoid is when the female urinates and finds maggots living in her vagina.

All we had was a tuna sandwich, so all we could do was Zombie Icthyoid.

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008

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Zombie Job

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

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