Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.
Zach Cooley22 is him
When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.
"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"
by pussy slayer 4eva January 22, 2022
The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
by Vinnyp1824 April 02, 2018
A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.
by Santa squad November 14, 2018
Zach Slater more formally known as zesco, has a strange tendency to eat out other mens assholes and likes the taste of their smelly dick cheese. Zach (Zesco) thinks he pulls bitches where as he gets no choss. Zach experiences periods where he believes he is the ultimate top G and believes he is the Asian reincarnation of famous kick boxer Andrew Tate. Zesco also loves underage girls and likes to watch them enter and leave school in their tight little skirts.
by bigchoode1101 October 28, 2022