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work ouflage

1. The act of looking like your working when you really are not.

2. Pretending to work.

3. Appearing to be performing your job at work in an effort to fool management.

4. A term used by some clothing companies to describe camoflaged clothing that can be worn to work.
Sally surfed the internet all day at work, but always kept another cover screen ready in case the boss came by. She could then flash the cover screen up to make it appear she was working.

The clothing company used the name work ouflage attached to their camoflaged clothing line to market items as work clothes.
by Sitka Boy July 21, 2011
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Bitch work

Your boss' boss tells him to do something, so of course he tells one of his bitch boys to do it.
You wont know its bitch work because your boss wont own up to it.
by on October 12, 2020
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work event

a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves
Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!

It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.
by Ian_Cognito January 12, 2022
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Work talker

Someone who talks non-stop about work especially to people who aren't coworkers. Common offensives: constant use of lingo and acronyms that others don't understand or care to understand, name dropping of coworkers that others don't know or care to know, going into way too much details about specifics in their work day.
So my new roommate is a work talker. She told me last night in painful detail about how the copier broke at her job and how Susie and Jim (who recently broke up) had to push the reset button and after three times it still would not work. They had to call the service guy who came to fix it and turns out it was the toner because Susie had made so many copies last week when she was working on the S.C.A.N.T project.
by Wordsmith21 August 8, 2014
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real-working

Actually working. To be contrasted with social networking.
Nick: Why did you de-activate your Facebook account?

Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.
by cherryblossom January 4, 2011
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Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
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chill-work

1. The act of working (especially homework) in a leisurely manner, usually accompanied by TV or distracting music. It is midway between procrastinating and hard work.
A: What the fuck man! Why are you watching Netflix? Don't you have a 50 page paper due tomorrow?
B: Yeah, it's no big deal. I'm chill-working.
by khanjohnson May 31, 2016
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