Broken Wookie

verb. The act of knarfling the garthock in a clockwise motion while imbibing 90 weight axle lubricant from a crystal decanter on a Sunday afternoon in southwestern Wyoming. Can only be accomplished in Wyoming.

"Bro, I asked my sistercousin if she had time to let me give her another Broken Wookie this weekend, but she violated her parole and has to do community service"

Broken Wookie by C_minus_minus January 24, 2026

harboring a wookie 

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

harboring a wookie by carrieparker December 30, 2008

woppin' the woopie 

To have sexual intercourse.

He was woppin' the woopie, with that skank he met at the welfare office, all night.

woppin' the woopie by Bortas January 18, 2009

red-headed wookie 

A non shaving Red Headed Woman

That girl is a red-headed Wookie

red-headed wookie by Dustoff1162 September 30, 2017

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick 

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick by Oscape September 21, 2021

Talk to the Wookie

Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries

My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.

Talk to the Wookie by Masakatsu47 September 22, 2020