Wonderism

When used properly, a Wonderism is simultneously an active adjective and subjunctive. In Scrabble it is worth upwards of 77 points.

Time passed but her Wonderism remained fresh.

by Jenny Wonder July 15, 2018

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

One Hit Wonder

The friend who's lungs can't handle more than one hit/bong rip before passing it to the next person in the rotation

Friend 1: *passes the bong after one hit*
Friend 2: Ok one hit wonder 🙄

by halledw May 23, 2023

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

Wonder bread

A promiscuous female(of any race) with a yeast infection. AKA "yeasty."

okay then also we got this girl ah from the north side a.k.a yeast, or
Wonder bread, or ah flame on her junior high name, (burn baby burn)

by mrzrza September 10, 2018

i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023

Wonder Fonder

A magical place called Wonder Fonder Candy Land

"OMG WONDER FONDER CANDY LAND IS FULL OF CANDY!"

by anonymous August 23, 2023