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Whistle T

When someone pairs blue and brown in their outfit together
Ew, have you seen Meghan wearing blue jeans and a brown shirt?!
Omg yes! What a Whistle T
by Slim Benito Shaynee July 16, 2018
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Whistle Blower

A man who blows another mans dick in order to get money or other offerings.
This man is a great Whistle Blower i already came twice and only paid once.
by ShadowCry September 21, 2017
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Shit Whistle

Def: To exude information that is patently false, misleading, and completely fabricated much in the same manner a Steam Whistle releases steam.

Noun: To be a constant and unabashed source of false information. “That news network is a nothing but a Shit Whistle.”

Verb: To partake in the act of spreading clearly false information under the banner of truth. ex: “There he goes, shit whistling as usual”

Adj: To be associated with the spread of information that is clear fantasy. ex: “What a shit whistling moron that guy is.”
That guy said the sky is made of marshmallows, what a Shit Whistle!
by sleet420 February 13, 2021
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Whistle Pig

A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.
I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.

This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021
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One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
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Clipboard Whistle

Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.
"Easy there Clipboard Whistle", no need to over plan this.
by vbjunkie October 24, 2008
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