Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
Get the Scottish Whalemug. "Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."
by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018
Get the Bit the whalemug. To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they don’t look or act in a particular manner.
by KV STATUZ November 3, 2021
Get the KILLER WHALEDmug. N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.
2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011
Get the Whale-phoriamug. In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
Get the Whale Breachmug. *looking over ocean*
C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
Get the glowing whalemug. Idiom
To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.
This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales
To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.
This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales
Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"
John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"
John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"
by RAM388 May 27, 2018
Get the Wolf to whalesmug.