pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie
Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!
by NNYGIRL April 26, 2007
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Turkey Wanker

A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.
Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo
by VeTe January 08, 2012
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Wanker Sore

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much
ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."
by MikeF88 February 22, 2011
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Word Wanker

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.
'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'
by Bazb November 28, 2011
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Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.
That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!
by Carl April 08, 2005
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Napoleon Wanker

An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.
You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!
by CaptainQwark January 06, 2005
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bunch of wankers

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.
by God January 31, 2003
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