Turkey Wanker

A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.

Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo

by VeTe January 9, 2012

pie wanker

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007

Wanker Sore

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much

ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."

by MikeF88 March 8, 2011

Word Wanker

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.

'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'

by Bazb November 28, 2011

Fish Wanker

1. One who wanks fish.

2. A stupid or foolish person.

Usually associated with blond hair and short, straight bangs.

That Adam kid is such a fish wanker!

Nice bangs, fish wanker!

by Carl April 8, 2005

Napoleon Wanker

An unusually large Wanker owned by either a top or somebody with double X chromosones who is very commanding.

You know Billy? The ex-con? I heard he's got one of those Napoleon Wankers!

by CaptainQwark January 5, 2005

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006