Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
by RiadBum March 3, 2017
Get the Don't worry, i'm not a veganmug. A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
by Delagodo January 10, 2012
Get the Lesbian Vegan Carpet Munchermug. Solves alllllll your problems...
by 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY November 16, 2016
Get the 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABYmug. by Pseudonym of LIFE January 4, 2018
Get the if 2 vegans fight is it still beefmug. by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
Get the trader joes vegan coffee boba ice creammug. That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck
by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019
Get the Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuckmug. If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)
Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
Get the Veganmug.