Boy: Hey wanna come to my place?
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
Woman: Hey, aren't you a little young?
Boy: Don't worry, i'm not a vegan.
;)
by RiadBum March 3, 2017
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Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019
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To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
To vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Definition: To do something very vegan-like for the pure reason of veganism. Mostly used about vegans but also used about people who fails miserably in doing something vegan
Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
Examples:
He didn't vegan hard enough and got sick from not having enough B12 in his system
I tried to vegan, but I accidentially put meat in the salat.. again
I have been veganing for 3 years (alternative to "I have been a vegan for 3 years)
I vegan 3 days a week (do not eat meat 3 days a week)
He vegans, he veganned last week, I vegan every day, he has veganned, he was veganing last week, I did vegan, he has been veganing.
by Muffin Moon May 29, 2017
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