two-tooth

A person who has lost most teeth due to meth use or poor oral hygiene. Most often, this person dwells in a trailer park or an urban cesspool. More often than not, this person is painfully oblivious to the reaction of others to their repugnant mouth.

After Patsy Jo passed out drunk in the parking lot , Rectall, her skinny two-tooth husband , dragged her to the truck and took off before the cops got there.

by W34 January 5, 2018

two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.

When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder

by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.

Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Be good for me to bag a couple miles. .

by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022

Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011

two-ed

double p0wnage, or being p0wnded twice in a row

Man, that seventh grader just beat you at an arm wrestling match and at picking up chicks. You got two-ed!

by Frank Rofsherlec May 6, 2007