Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.

Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 June 4, 2025

Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

turkish rub

When one man wraps his testes around another man's penis as a means of showing respect

"Good day sir! Let me give you this Turkish Rub as a token of my gratitude for having me within your wonderful confines!" docking

by DockingStation September 26, 2014

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character from the "Tik Tok Rizz Party" who dances in the right side of the screen, and is easily characterized by his large nose, short black hair, dark eyes, and black outfit.

Bro, Turkish Quandale Dingle be pulling all 10/10's at the Tik Tok Rizz Party!

by The Meme Teacher May 31, 2024

Turkish Maintenance

Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."

Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.

Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."

by sparklingdark December 17, 2016

Turkish Dinner Dish

A term used during preparation for the Thanksgiving Holliday in which one’ marinates the shaft of their penis in a mixture of dressing and seasoning overnight in a plastic bag. The penis is then removed from the formula the following morning during fixation of the Turkey. The penis then enters the hole of the turkey and thrusting takes place over and over until climax is completed. Next the penis shall drag all across the top of the turkey to removed excess sauces from the spermal marination combo.

Family Friend: Wow! This turkey tastes amazing! What is the secret ingredient?
Me: I tried a completely new method this year when prepping the turkey. I incorporated the Turkish Dinner Dish!
Family Friend: Amazing!!! I thought the turkey tasted extra salty.

by ProudGateKeeper December 8, 2024