Cunt Truck 

A large fat girl/woman that either hits on you or is really angry. Generally considered to be the end-all of 'cunt' terms. Use it on your guy friend for extra steeze.

Fucking shit, Veronica, you're being a worthless cunt truck right now.

Cunt Truck by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Swag Truck 

The point where you have so much swagger you get your swag license and begin to waddle down hallways and put your hand out as if youre driving a actually truck

Ted: What is karl doing!
Steve: Hes doing dah swag truck!
Ted: Oh Mah Golly! what swagtastic abilties....

Swag Truck by Karl Molloy January 14, 2011

mud truck 

a 4x4 vehicle used just to play in the mud.

Go to South Jersey and look at all the rednecks and their mud trucks

mud truck by south jersey joe October 23, 2008

Squatted truck disease 

squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form.

Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.

I always knew the sped kid would get squatted truck disease

Squatted truck disease by DozenthPear8905 September 13, 2021

big red truck 

Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.

This phrase was started with the blonde joke where a blonde calls the fire department because her home is on fire. When the person asked how to find her house she replied "Duh, the big red truck outside."

A woman walks out of her house to her car with her keys in her hand. A man calls out to her, "Going on a drive?"
To which she replies, "Duh, big red truck."

big red truck by Noodles84 September 22, 2006

chevy truck 

kicks ass; kills fords

thats a chevy truck, AWESOME!

chevy truck by gordonsgay August 1, 2008

semi-truck

Slang for a girl who has such a huge ass that you can't get around it.

--Damn, that girl's ass is so huge it's a wagon.

--No, man. That ass is a semi-truck.

semi-truck by phoenixarising January 21, 2010