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Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity
Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.
by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021
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Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
by robertw101 July 27, 2010
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Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before
After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe
by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013
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totally good day

Neo-Nazi dogwhistle that stands for total gypsy death
John: have a totally good day
Richard: get away from me nazi
by Sokoly June 2, 2024
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Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.
"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"
by murr2k June 10, 2024
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