Kung Fu suntan

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

After a month of intense training and sparring, James developed a sickly yellow Kung Fu suntan all down his shins.

by Bosonator August 17, 2019

fu

A chinese surname (傅). Usually good, but there is the occasional bad person that doesn't do anything except for blame people. Teachers named with this surname are like teachers from hell to their students, and the whole class often does not get along well with this kind of teacher

' wow that teacher is so mean'
"yeah, she's a fu"
'oooooohhhh I geddit now'

by randomlol111 June 27, 2020

FU

A complete and utter dick move done solely out of spite, often to someone who doesn't deserve it.

My boss writing me up for standing up to a rude customer was a real FU.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2023

Fu

It's a different word for happy

Speaker 1:Ayo he is such a fu
Speaker 2:What's a fu?
Speaker1:A word for happy
Speaker2:I'm never a fu :(

by Bd0g January 30, 2022

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife

Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017