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Sausage rolling

The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.
Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
by coyneezy December 14, 2014
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clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.
These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.
by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014
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Sausage vest

Sausage vest is an article of clothing worn to hide ones' fat. The problem is that this only causes the fat to then turn into rolls resembling sausage crammed into a casing.

These vests can come in any color, red,blue, purple checker, and in some cases, crap brown. The person feels as though they are covered up, but in all actuality they have taken a bad situation and made it much, much, worse. It creates a tower of rolls, and gives the illusion of buldging tires. It also raises questions as to exactly how strong that Jo-Ann fabric's threading is to hold such a mass 'safely', thus bringing public safety to mind.
I had trouble getting passed that fat ass, thank goodness her sausage vest caused a bumper effect and bounced me to safety.

How does she manage to find shoes to match every color sausage vest she has?

I was distracted at the play so I decided to count the rolls that duff was sportin' in her bright purple sausage vest.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word
Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"
by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023
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Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin
Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother
by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016
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Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.
Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.
by Lavosk June 14, 2023
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Sausage sucker

That person who just can't get enough
If you are a sausage sucker you don't even get paid
by Shreksybear123 December 17, 2017
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