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Loaf

I had a loaf today
by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018
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Loaf

When cats sit with their little paws tucked under them, so they resemble fluffy loaves of bread, and it's just an overload of kitty cuteness.
Oh look, Mister Beans is doing a cat loaf.
by LandDownUnder August 9, 2020
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Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.
by Vr king May 24, 2022
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Loafing

A sport where you attempt to shove a loaf of bread slice by slice into your anus hole in 30 seconds
"Dude some people were loafing at the party last night"

"Dam thats crazy"
by Deep fried water July 8, 2020
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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