Timberdoodle

Timberdoodle a young hunter!

Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head

by Matterlizard September 17, 2025

Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

timeless void

The condition where an isolated society like the Amish tribe, chooses to shun away from modern technologies, hence causing this society to have always been stuck in the same era since early 1900's

Living in their own bubble, the Amish community exists in a timeless void, completely disconnected from modern technology and the rapid changes of the outside world.

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

by TFFF5dd232323 November 22, 2025

Timeleft

A french scam company that advertises itself as a way to meet people. When in reality it is a subscription fraud company that profits from human loneliness and social isolation.

Only works on a Wednesday and the price of the dinner is completely separate from the subscription. The venues are completely random and irrespective of budget preferences.

Mainly used by wine moms, IT nerds and divorced dads. As in the people desperate enough to use this.

Karen loves to go Timeleft where she can pour wine with other boring middle-aged losers who only eat starters.

by Daimaou January 8, 2026

Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011