Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit

"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"

by Eveklue April 6, 2022

Carolina Squirt Gun

The act of having a sexual intercourse while wearing a condom and after you ejaculated you tie the condom and poke a hole in the tip and squeeze the semen all over the girl.

Dude me and Heather were knocking boots and when I finished I hit her with the 'Carolina Squirt Gun'

by Mingster November 17, 2021

squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.

I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

little squirt

my friend isa

isa is a little squirt

by rosegang February 9, 2022

squirt bukkake

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single MAN and squirt (female ejaculation) on his face several times.

The girls tied up Dan and started rubbing their pussies on his face, making a squirt bukkake when they finally squirted.

by jacksmithw1 October 30, 2021

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021