Shank

A shit anti-climactic wank.

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!

by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up

You are such a big shank. You are the big shank

by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018

Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.

Here comes the Stank Shank!

by Locksmagic March 15, 2023

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!

Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.

by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007