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Rob

This person seems to be nice.... until they give you crabs and abandon you with ya dead nan
Oi, that's Rob, he's the guy who gave me crabs.
by Robsclit January 16, 2022
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Rob Zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the rob zone will also be whipped by his female friend as he tries to inch ever nearer.
Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the rob zone)
by wooloo89 August 3, 2010
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Rusty Rob

Rusty Rob
rust·ee rob

Noun

1. A QA inspector on the Boeing 777X flight test fleet whose sole purpose in life is to find corrosion where God himself couldn’t. Known for turning a perfectly good airplane into a paperwork nightmare in under 5 minutes.

2. A mythical creature feared by mechanics everywhere; legend says if you whisper “Flecking” three times, Rusty Rob will appear with a flashlight and a engineer.
“Damn, we were about to wrap up preflight… then Rusty Rob showed up and found corrosion (Flecking) on the inlets".
by Jack Hammer69 September 3, 2025
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Rob

ˈʀo b, derived from Robert or Mister Robert is a Proto-Germanic name for an exceptional man.

Mostly a very handsome and intellectual guy, who appears to be a bit mysterious. His excellent taste in music and art make him a versatile conversation partner. His good taste in fashion makes him a desired object for many women also. 1

Rob often is characterized by a certain uniqueness regarding his personality and profound emotional depth. 2
His creative personality traits cause a mainly independent mind-set, therefore he chooses work as an artist, director, photographer or UX designer. Even though he's smoking hot and extraordinary confident, people admire his humbleness. If you ever get the chance to meet a Rob, definitely say hi!

1 Rob is mostly attracted to women smarter and better looking than him, mostly a Miriam.
2 Emotional depths may cause some diva behavior.
"Rob really enjoys cooking healthy meals!"
- Are you sure?
"Yeah, why?"
- I just saw him at Five Guys the other day.
by Romanian encyclopedia May 10, 2018
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Rob

A man who is the funniest bloke on the face of the earth, and also has a big cock.
My mate Rob is proper funny and has a massive cock.’
by BigBattyMan99 March 17, 2022
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Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.
guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.
by Le Boy September 12, 2022
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Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.
Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”
by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022
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