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Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.
My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.
by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018
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Damian (Nine stones)

Has a nice ass.
Also could and would Kill you.

Very dangerous. Will cause Damage *wink wink*

Oh also canonly has big dick energy. Just sayin'

Fucked the ugly cat once tho so that's weird.
I want to push Damian (Nine stones) down the stair or into my bedsheets. It's up for Chance.
by Nashuee September 8, 2021
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One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch
by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018
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Titsty nine

When two girls simultaneously suck on each others tits by getting into an offset 69 position.
When I mess around with another girl, I prefer to start out with titsty nine, then slide down into sixty nine.
by Licalatapus September 7, 2022
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Nine

5: Oh dear math, not nine again, he's SO annoying
7: And tasty
5: what-
by Bob crossing lol August 17, 2022
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sixty nine

yo dan what did you do with my mom
“sixty nine”
by themomlicker February 16, 2023
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