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Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
by Tho'adu August 10, 2022
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Milkshake

If somebody in the groupchat says something that is totally different than the subject that the groupchat is discussing.

A random comment that has nothing to do with what others are discussing.
*groupchat is discussing going to the movies*

‘These Fries are so yummy

‘That is so milkshake!’
by Rowoww November 9, 2020
mugGet the Milkshakemug.

milkshake duke

the most sexeist milkshake that ever romed the land
milkshake duke the definition is a spiked milkshake. my milkshake is duked
by sheffield17 November 26, 2018
mugGet the milkshake dukemug.

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021
mugGet the chocolate milkshakemug.

Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.
Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!
by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023
mugGet the Family milkshakemug.

French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.
Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.
by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018
mugGet the French milkshakemug.

tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes

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by shit post May 30, 2022
mugGet the tits and ass and also piss and milkshakesmug.

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