Gooch Slapped

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.

by Macky T May 20, 2008

gooch

The area between the asshole and the balls of the male anatomy.

I licked his gooch.

by Weknowtoomuchonthedarkweb April 19, 2022

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Gooch cracklin

The crust that has accumulated between the twat and anus and has developed a bark like crust!!!

"c.stew"-man I went down on this bitch and she had some gooch cracklin that taste like bacon and bait shrimp!!!

by Shad master October 2, 2020

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

Gooch

The Ball and Booty Juice Collector. Between the booty hole and ball sack.

As I scratch my balls I noticed the amount of juice built up in my Gooch.

by Truthteller36 January 21, 2022

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022