Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

Bike Bitch

The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.

Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!

by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022

Bike-Nutters

Bunch of Twats who ride around on kawasaki's, ducati's, and yamaha's.

Did you see those guys, they're bike-nutters

by De4thtr4p February 3, 2020

Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike

I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024

Yikes on Bikes

A turn of phrase often used by eccentric people who want to express their disliking of a situation

“Yikes on bikes, that urban dictionary definition is really aggressive”

by Jace Gaillard June 6, 2022

House Bike

One girl who has hooked up with five or more guys from the same fraternity.

"Dude have you fucked her yet, she's such a house bike"

by Jak'n'jill September 24, 2015