Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
Get the Scottish Whalemug. To be catfished at the largest level. When someone gives the illusion that they appear like something when in reality they don’t look or act in a particular manner.
by KV STATUZ November 3, 2021
Get the KILLER WHALEDmug. "Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."
by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018
Get the Bit the whalemug. In an online chat setting, such as Zoom, someone jumps up to reveal their penis in the frame of the camera. The act resembles that of a whale jumping out of water, thus the term “whale breach.”
“Yo, you skipped the zoom meeting but guess what Brad did.”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
“Lmao what he do?”
“He pulled a whale breach on Ms. Fletcher!”
by Stinky Link July 28, 2020
Get the Whale Breachmug. *looking over ocean*
C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
C: It's really pretty out tonight.
T: Yeah, maybe we'll see a glowing whale!
C: *turns slowly towards T, slightly concerned*
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
Get the glowing whalemug. A whale account, is an account usually in a gacha game, that a player spends a hefty amount of money on. Either for characters, skins, or weapons. Players who play like this, typically spend well over 200$ on a game to feed their gacha addiction. However, players who play like this are usually frowned upon because of they don’t experience games as a F2P player would.
person 1: Hey I heard you got the new character, congrats!
person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!
person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!
person 2: Yeah I only spent around 120$ this time round... what a save!
person 1: Oh so you own a whale account!
by yetiswear April 7, 2021
Get the whale accountmug. N(State of being)-1. The joy that one receives after having saved a whale.
2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
2. A state of feeling the most excellent level of pleasure possible, referring to the sheer size of whales and their phallus.
by Sir Rodrick NuffenQuark October 7, 2011
Get the Whale-phoriamug.