by A Mad Lad June 1, 2018
Get the Lil Mac Tenmug. The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
Get the The Ten Commuffmentsmug. by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019
Get the Me in ten freaking yearsmug. by Earl Brighton December 11, 2003
Get the heng tenmug. Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
Get the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug. Do you Remember the tens days?
by 459395 March 9, 2022
Get the Tensmug. The purest of bowling strikes when all ten pins get back and the sound crashes so loudly that it makes your soul leap for joy.
That strike he threw just now was perfection…..all you had to do was listen and you’d know it was a Ten-Cobb for sure!
by BigMoney$ December 7, 2021
Get the Ten-Cobbmug.