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queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants
Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.
by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014
mugGet the queef puddlemug.

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like
Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!
by Nigger poop June 19, 2019
mugGet the Newspaper queefmug.

Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.
Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!
by Vakotus September 6, 2016
mugGet the Queef Pouncemug.

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!
by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020
mugGet the Wafflestomp queefmug.

Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
mugGet the Jesus queefmug.

queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.
Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?
by domylaundry November 6, 2017
mugGet the queef enchiladamug.

Queef

by Anonymous June 14, 2003
mugGet the Queefmug.

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