blind past

A past with can't been unseen

I been always thinking about my blind past

by Mr big balls min lee January 13, 2022

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 6, 2020

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

waist paste

Male ejaculate

"Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"

"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.

by e_RoC May 25, 2018

Copy and paste

When u copy and paste a text. (Usually used to cheat on tests etc.)

Me: Jesus this essay is so fucking long, Im gonna cheat
*Finds a website*
*copy and pastes info into essay*
Me: seems good enough.
*turns in*
*next day*
Teacher: SASHA WTF
Me: WHAT
Teacher: im not a dumbass idiot
Me: wdym....
Teacher: U get a fucking E on this essay.
Me: y?
Teacher: STOP ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW
Me: WELL I DONT KNOW
Teacher: u really used urban Dictionary to cheat on this test?
Me: yes...
Teacher: u fucking dumbass

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020

past desires

a fat nigga who hasnt fucked on girl

that mf looks like a past desires

by gaylord123123 January 14, 2024

Gray Paste

The pasty substance that leaks out of an anal canal that's been packed with fecal matter and ejaculation juice.

What comes out of a shit packed asshole after you overflow it by cumming inside is called Gray Paste

Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!

by SashaPlay541 August 12, 2025