la gorda

La gorda is basically Carlos mom, she's ugly , fat , stupid , Cochina, loud, did I mention ugly ? Oh yeah . We'll you get the point
Oh there is Carlos mom , la gorda
by Blahhshaha December 14, 2013
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La Montay

That smoove guy who gets all the girls. Usually tall and slinky. Has fingers like E.T. but the hoes love it.

La Montay are usually soft and can't fight but can talk his way out of a ass beating with pure grace. Be a La Montay.
Thats's my nigga La Montay! Yea Bruh He get all the thots!
by KingFlyguy221 December 24, 2016
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la queefa

A hot chick that you might take back to a particular spanish-named hotel.
Dude, that girl's a la queefa, fo sho.
by Mo'Fu'n Sheit February 05, 2010
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Las Vegas

Best Places In The World But Actually Most Parts Of The City Is Ghetto EastSide Westside Northtown Are All The Same It's Cool But It's Just Like Los Angeles
#1:Want To Go To The Nicest City In The World #2:Las Vegas? #1:Yes #2:But Its Like L.A.
by Lil BG Devil August 13, 2009
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La concha de la lora

Expression used when you're angry or something goes wrong
La concha de la lora! My car just broke down.
by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 15, 2021
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Las Vegas

(1) where fine ass bitches get with ugly ass dudes.
(2) where beautiful(not cute, not pretty) girls that you would want to marry have fucked up twisted lives and are on drugs.
(1) did you see that ugly ass mexican dude in las vegas w/ that fine ass white girl? i wish i lived here to get that action.
(2) dude i kicked with that beautiful girl in las vegas but i started tripin when i saw how she was when she smoked that weed.
by tripped on 1 bitch February 11, 2009
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la academia

Mexico's TvAzteca's cheap immitation of American Idol when people who can't sing at all stay at a house for several months and end up acting in soup operas because noone will buy their records.
OMG OMG did u see how UGLY Maria Inés sang last Sunday?
by joseluismb March 30, 2005
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