la gorda

La gorda is basically Carlos mom, she's ugly , fat , stupid , Cochina, loud, did I mention ugly ? Oh yeah . We'll you get the point

Oh there is Carlos mom , la gorda

by Blahhshaha December 14, 2013

La Cara

To La Cara a photo,also know as to "FACE" a photo.La Cara originates from the word the face,in the english language.to be la cara'd in a photo is to have an obscene cringing face made in your photo toward the object of the photo.If there was a photo of 3 ppl,someone will run to the background of the picture and slyly enter the picture make such a face without anyone in the picture knowing until it is too late,especially once being tagged in facebook for example.

Dave thought he was hilarious but little did he know,he was just being la cara'd and thats why everyone was laughing.

You jerk,i had no idea you la cara"d me in that picture until i was tagged in it.

by blckstng96 December 18, 2009

La concha de la lora

Expression used when you're angry or something goes wrong

La concha de la lora! My car just broke down.

by 1robuenosdias2dobrasil December 14, 2021

la queefa

A hot chick that you might take back to a particular spanish-named hotel.

Dude, that girl's a la queefa, fo sho.

by Mo'Fu'n Sheit February 5, 2010

Las Vegas

Best Places In The World But Actually Most Parts Of The City Is Ghetto EastSide Westside Northtown Are All The Same It's Cool But It's Just Like Los Angeles

#1:Want To Go To The Nicest City In The World #2:Las Vegas? #1:Yes #2:But Its Like L.A.

by Lil BG Devil August 13, 2009

Las Vegas

(1) where fine ass bitches get with ugly ass dudes.
(2) where beautiful(not cute, not pretty) girls that you would want to marry have fucked up twisted lives and are on drugs.

(1) did you see that ugly ass mexican dude in las vegas w/ that fine ass white girl? i wish i lived here to get that action.
(2) dude i kicked with that beautiful girl in las vegas but i started tripin when i saw how she was when she smoked that weed.

by tripped on 1 bitch February 10, 2009

la academia

Mexico's TvAzteca's cheap immitation of American Idol when people who can't sing at all stay at a house for several months and end up acting in soup operas because noone will buy their records.

OMG OMG did u see how UGLY Maria Inés sang last Sunday?

by joseluismb March 30, 2005