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When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.
The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
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Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."
Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.
by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008
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jon

jon /dzorn/
definition: it is a Ghanaian Pidgin word describing a person or a thing which is uncool, stupid or childish.
This guy doesn’t know any of the latest songs, he is so jon.”
by GhanaVocabulary July 23, 2020
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Jon

Someone that typically relies on other to carry him to victory.
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
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jon hermann

the biggest fag you'll ever find, and has the most ugliest face you've ever seen. Do we like Jon Hermann? No, we don't like a fucking faglord
Hey, are you Jon Hermann? Yeah, I had a huge dick showed up my ass yesterday
by heipådeg69 October 16, 2017
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Jon

A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.

May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.

Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.

Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).

They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
That boy is really kind! He must be a Jon
by GrilledMeat February 19, 2022
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Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"
by Nick t October 13, 2022
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