dirty-handing

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

by never99 February 03, 2021

Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.

Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.

by P-Jizzle February 21, 2016

Nun Hand

The nun hand occurs when a male is in the process of hooking up with a female and during an attempt to pull off panties her hand suddenly grabs yours rejecting the move. You ain't getting none.

Last night I was close to scoring with that prude blonde girl in our class but when I made the move she gave me the nun hand.

by StuCazz77 September 15, 2023

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 24, 2023

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Cindy Hand

The Cindy Hand is the dominant hand while painting your nails. It's the shortened version of "Cinderella Hand," the hand that does all the work and never gets the same in return.

"Omg my nails came out so cute!! But eek! My Cindy Hand looks like a 5-year old painted it! 😬"

by DancerHamster September 19, 2021

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 20, 2021