Fu Hao, an unassuming, brilliant young man destined for prosperity, greatness and widespread renown. Despite obvious physical beauty and the female attention it brings, Fu Haos are aloof to women. They love Chess, Minecraft and dogs. They hate mean people and fancy clothes.
Wow, that Fu Hao is 8 moves ahead of everyone. He dominated the Chess Tournament. Women want him and Men want to be him.
by CocaineBear99 April 10, 2023

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.
by pro2a July 15, 2020

by BkWd2022 July 3, 2022

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020
