face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII May 23, 2018

face purging

When you get rid of the erroneous, random folks that you've collected as facebook friends. Most you have not met, they just had a profile pic that appealed to you, you took the bait, and they accepted.

After face purging, I no longer needed to pay attention to club/crappy bar special invites of the women/Justin Gurians I invited to be my FB friends... finally, I was at peace.

by asusundevil12345 March 12, 2010

face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 6, 2015

Coricidin Face

While tripping on dex(DXM), a common side effect other than deteriorating your entrails is known as the coricidin face. The face of the tripper usually consists of: dilated pupils, a frustrated grimace, facial numbage, and overall confusion. By the face and the voice of the specimen, it is usually obvious when someone is DEX trippin.

Wagz - Hey did you guys see Buchser last night?

Duff - Yea he had coricidin face like a motha fucka! Trippin Balls!

by datDaWg317 October 16, 2010

Carnival Face

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.

"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."

by A Lanz March 31, 2009