Table Beers

Abandoned or unattended moderately consumed beers sitting on a table in a pub that one consumes to makes for a cheap night out, though usually results in herpies or the odd roofie. There is a fabled fraternity that lives by this...

One could even gather a few table beers and pour into one glass for a more rich and full filling taste..
Goes very well with the shoey.

“Hey cunt your shout!”
“I’m broke...table beers?”
“Fuck oath! “

by AlcoholFueledBrewtality August 10, 2018

Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.

That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.

by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019

Table day

The day of the week when you lay the table and eat dinner at it, instead of sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

"Did you see the 6 o'clock news last night?"
"No, Thursday is my table day"

by flynnmorgan November 8, 2021

Tabassum

A person who puts her loved ones above herself,someone with a rare beauty and, unspeakable kindness; and gentle spirit a beautiful soul with the power to give others wings someone who loves unconditionally, caring, supportive, gentle but can also be feisty, intelligent, incredibly sarcastic, kind, cute,and someone with an incredible music taste and also a sense of humor that iis rare to come by, someone who knows boundaries but can also be surprisingly naughty hehe, shes an amazing balance of everything positive someone could say about a person, you'll know once you meet a Tabassum, and if she loves you, cherish her and wiife her immediately because you'll ever need anything else, she's the complete package, love her and care for her. She is a blessing to have and deserves unconditional love and support. You are lucky to have a Tabassum by your side. There's only 1 Tabassum in your lifetime, iif you see them never let them go because shes a diamond in a sea of coal, she's a gem. She's an incredible role model and someone to truly admire, someone who you can grow with and have a successful future with, someone who understands and is able too support you no matter the differences. An incredible personality that you would only see once in your life with an incredibly gorgeous body and face making her not only beautiful inside but outside also.

Tabassum is the best person i ever met

by Md. Zoya November 25, 2021

Tabby baby

The most beautiful girl ever

Tabby baby beautiful princess

by I’m just him July 3, 2022

scar tablet

1. An adjective used to describe something interesting, enjoyable, etc.
2. An exclamation reflecting the interest or enjoyment of a current activity.

1. "Dude, that place is totally scar tablet."
2. "WOAH! I JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! SCAR TABLET!"

by Josh Glass (creator of this great word) August 25, 2003

binary tabbage

when browsing a site/search engine, each page presents 2 or more interesting links which are then clicked by the unwitting web surfer.

eventually you end up with about 17385329374834578245 tabs.

urbandictionary, what's that?

oh wow, an entry for 'binary tabbage', hmm...

oh look, whats this at the bottom 'i'd hit it'? looks cool.

hmm, what's that, 'rainbow'? i dunno what that means.

oh and look at that...

(repeat)

by worldweaver December 7, 2006