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Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
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memey daddy

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018
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stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
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daddy hitler

typically used after describing nathan’s stupidity/gayness
“nathan is so gay for dom”
cool now let’s talk about daddy hitler”
by lilmissa July 31, 2018
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daddy diesel

A guy which resides in North Georgia who is a great friend and helper, but had no problem calling you a fuck bucket or bang your cousin if the situation arises. No word can describe the badassery displayed by Daddy Diesel. Biker, friend, and a sick fucked ip individual.
Girl#1; Check out that biker!
Girl#2; Oh my god is that Daddy diesel??
Heavy-D; fucking RAH IT IS!!
by dcrew-diesel August 30, 2017
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Daddy Darrell

Teacher by day daddy by night. Teachers drool on him in the hall. Every time he talks it’s an automatic orgasm.
Daddy Darrell just wanked my pussy off!
Daddy what’s for homework?
by No Nut November November 1, 2018
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founding daddy

"Man that boy is such a founding daddy."
by foundingpapiofamerica February 28, 2018
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