The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.
Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?
Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream
Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream
by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020
Get the strawberry ice creammug. Whilst the male fornicates with the pregnant, lactating female, the male uses a sharp object to cut a small incision on the female's nipple causing both breast milk and blood to stream forth from the breast. This causes the illusion of a creamy, delicious "strawberry milkshake".
by Hoard January 14, 2009
Get the Strawberry Milkshakemug. To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
by opfawcett August 24, 2015
Get the Pissed on her strawberriesmug. Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.
Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..
by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010
Get the Strawberry Milk Shakemug. After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
by cummaster151990 February 23, 2009
Get the Strawberry Shortcake revengemug. by evanjellyan March 1, 2003
Get the strawberry kissmug. by Taylor "The Tool" July 24, 2008
Get the texas strawberrymug.