Spray on mud

Some form of dirt or mud put on an off-road vehicle to imply that it actually was used off-road.

Tommy used spray on mud on his Subaru before the car meet.

by Matt FR January 29, 2018

Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound

P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze

by KidMagic06 June 1, 2018

spraycial

Like a facial but where the semen sprays everywhere.

I was giving this chick a facial but i squeezed my knob too tight and did a spraycial instead.

by trickydave June 10, 2018

Sorrylation

words expressing praise mixed with sorrow for an achievement which carries additional stress and/or responsibility; especially if it sucks away more of your personal time.

Sorrylations on your PhD, your first student loan payment is due on the 15th of next month.

by Plinkus March 10, 2018

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected

Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror

by TophBecker August 2, 2018

Sorry Broke

When a peasant has the audacity to judge and criticize you for your flex you say to them “sorry broke” for taking offense and feeling less because of your flex.

You (posts a picture with money)

Them “ humble yourself ”

You “ sorry broke”

You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)

Them “ sorry rich”

You “ sorry broke”

by Omarcito January 27, 2019