spunk bucket

Your Mum

Your Mum is a dirty spunk bucket

by funnylinguist September 18, 2009

splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.

Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.

by rayzizal May 8, 2004

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

splank

The somewhat self-defeating act of having a wank and a spliff at the same time.

Ed: Hey man, you coming for a drink?
Giles: Nah man, I'm off for a splank.

by Harvey C March 29, 2009

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

Spunk fish

A little fish picture that I made on my belly with spunk, after I'd cum.

Ooh look. A little spunk fish on my belly. Let me lick you up. <lick/><lick/> Mmm, mmm, tasty little devil, weren't we now.

by JBarleycorn August 21, 2003