Spit on my jacket

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

by papapattyp November 21, 2016

magical death spit

Noun

Magical Death Spit is a term referring to venom that a dragon has spat (or whatever is past tense for spit), typically when it is spat at another living thing and kills it. This is a term used a little before given a proper name in the Wings of Fire books, which are books about dragons.

Kinkajou: We were totally losing the battle before Glory shot her magical death spit!

by Monarch727 December 31, 2020

mexican spit roast

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.

Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

by Hans und Klaus October 17, 2006

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

bald spit of genius

n.

An intelligent male with receding hair, sometimes completely bald.

Lex Luthur is a bald spit of genius.

*The spit is sometimes misinterpreted as "spot"; this is incorrect

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

Spit in my mouth

To quite literally spit in someone's mouth i.e. trading saliva during a kiss

Person1:"Spit in my mouth daddy"

by Psychosomatic January 28, 2021

fire spitting dragon

When a male fires a spurt of boiling hot semen into his woman's eye momentarily blinding her

Carl unleashed his fire spitting dragon on the unsuspecting prostitute reducing her to her knees.

by LL Fire Spitting Dragon November 5, 2013