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Shit Sniff

Everyone has come across a shit sniff, it is the sound men make to inform other men in a public restroom that they are currently in the process of dropping a deep sea bog diver. It is simply a very short and abrupt sniff, it is clear that because of it's short duration a shit sniff is not used for the pleasure of sniffing shit, it is merely a warnig to others that the process is occuring.
Next time you are in a public toilet (and i know that sounds weird) have a listen and eventually you will hear a shit sniff but you do not mention it when you are in there you'll put them off their stroke.
by deadmandancin November 28, 2009
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ball sniffer

Ball sniffer is 90% of the lobstermen in Casco bay,harpswell Maine. They all follow around one boat setting there traps all around him every where he goes. They're also known as bay maggots.
Jeez brian we just set these traps 3 days ago with no one here but us now we have all these ball sniffers around us.
by scissor fish October 16, 2011
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Cock Sniffer

A woman or man that is so jealous they sniff the mans genitals in order to see if he is being faithful
Man... My girl is a cock sniffer, she never believes I'm at work!
by breakr October 21, 2011
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seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up
"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"
by justlykethis September 18, 2013
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Sniff the pooch

The act of carefully and cautiously checking out a new person to decide if they're acceptable or not. Originates from the way dogs check each other out upon meeting.
I know you want your boy to come along but I'll have to sniff the pooch first and see if he's cool.
by Commonsinse February 14, 2006
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sniffalottapuss

Person 1: Lately I've been sniffing an awful lot of puss.
Person 2: I guess you could say you sniffalottapuss! 8-)
Other person: mmbol
by lolpuss July 6, 2009
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sniffin u cuz

Has any of 3 meanings:

1. When someone is observing another's actions. Usually when they are doing something that requires attention.

2. Can alternatively mean 'I understand you'

3. Can also be used sarcasticly when invading someones personal space.
example 1:
person1: bro what u doing?
person2: im sniffin u cuz

example 2:

person 1: bro u know how we got together with the boys and went out
person2: yer bro im sniffin u cuz

example 3:

person1: ay wtf u doing so close to me?
person 2:im sniffin u cuz
by Markwick October 5, 2009
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